(via succulent)
tee:
This Valentine’s Day, I wanna celebrate my love for all of you. Mostly because I like the attention.
Zip into my inbox, tell me why you love me, and you just might get a special treat in return.
(via perrfectly)
If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
i beg to differ
Then Beg
(via maxipaddy)
the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top
I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened
(via hotboyproblems)







